XXXI Days of Poetry (MMXII) - Day XV
Burn the World to the Ground
Hey there, you, sittin' with the frown!
Has the Big Bad Life got you all down?
And you just can't go another round?
Burn the whole world to the ground!
Is your Ex still acting like a clown?
Parading that ho-bag all around?
(And the skank weighs less by 20....uh, 10 pounds?)
Burn the whole world to the ground!
Does your kid still wish that you would drown?
But expects a ride all over town?
And the Law says no smacks to her crown?
Burn the whole world to the ground!
Hey, I'm a man of famed renown
With wisdom surely to astound
So gather 'round and sit ya down
While I do my bestest to expound:
Hey, Life, she will make you her bitch
Squeeze your balls to scratch her itch
Leave you bleeding in a ditch
No doubt she's one cunty witch
Hey, Life can put you up a creek.
Knock you out and make you weak
Ain't no respite you can seek
So bend on over and spread them cheeks
Guess to what fate you are bound?
Six feet under a nice dirt mound!
(Likely never to be found)
(Except as chew toy to a hound)
But please don't mewl that awful sound
Don't wanna see that sad-face frown
Turn it 'round - upside-down!
Not gonna let Life get you down!
Put on your jewels and a nice silk gown
Crank it up, and get all wound
Hit the bottle, then hit the town
Party like you wear a crown!
Tell the boys you get around!
Drink until you think you'll drown
And the room is spinning 'round.
Then when you wake and hate all sound
And your head just really really pounds
Don't despair and be all down!
Just burn the motherfucking world to the motherfucking ground!
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