Because Loathing Should Rhyme

THINGS HYPERION HATES (remembering that he's so sick he's delirious)

Women Crying
Children Dying
Old Men Sighing
Fee-Fo-Figh-ing;

Leaders Lying
Catfish Frying
Swimsuits Drying
Why Ask Why-ing;

Mothers Prying
Job Applying
TP Buying
Rules for Flying;

Software Spying
Races Tying
Friends Ally-ing
Not Even Trying.



{A Hyperion production written by Hyperion Never forget the Abattoir}




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